Episodes

Saturday Dec 15, 2018
Episode 016 - 12 Days of Christmas Nightmares
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
Saturday Dec 15, 2018
On today's episode The Sagely Stage Stooges have a lighthearted conversation about their favorite Christmas movies, and Christmas songs that they just cannot stand any longer.
Credit as always goes to Monplaisir and Komiku
The Sagely Stage Stooges do not own any of the songs referenced in the cast and are credited below:
Bon Jovi - Back Door Santa
Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Christina Aguiera - O Holy Night
Doris Day and Bing Crosby - Baby it’s Cold Outside
DPEE - All I Want For Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
HANSON - Finally it’s Christmas
Joe Diffie - Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
Lou Monte - Dominic the Donkey
Madonna - Santa Baby
Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time
Decemberists - Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Cristmas)
“Love to Sing - Christmas Songs and Carols” - 12 Days of Christmas
Wham! - Last Christmas
Thomas Connor/Cambell Connelly - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Sunday Dec 02, 2018
Episode 015: Giving Thanks for Thumbs
Sunday Dec 02, 2018
Sunday Dec 02, 2018
On today's episode The Sagely Stage Stooges give thanks for random things we find important in their lives, the discussion is light and random and ranges from thumbs and booze to our loved ones and you guys!
During the news we discuss bigotry backfiring, an update from Josh regarding the Sential Island inhabitants, the terror Winnie the Pooh poses in China, and how climate change is going to kill us all.
As always thanks for Monisplair and Komiku for our music! Love you!

Wednesday Nov 14, 2018
Episode 014: PR Disasters and Why This Episode Isn't One of Them
Wednesday Nov 14, 2018
Wednesday Nov 14, 2018
TSSS take a look at some of the most embarrassing public relations disasters in modern history, including the flop of Diablo Immortal, the lethal onslaught of latex called Balloonfest '86, the entirely speed-based metropolis of SimCity, and the premature Mission Accomplished speech in Iraq.
Then, we discuss Denver Riggleman's unhealthy obsession with friend of the show Bigfoot, the results of the Texas Senate race between a delicious burger and a human ball of slime, exactly why 69 is the new 49, and clever ways to keep the French out of your storm drains.
Credit to MSNBC for the clip of President Bush's Mission Accomplished speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCLazlGT8GQ
Associated Press article on Denver Riggleman: GOP candidate called 'Bigfoot erotica' devotee wins race https://www.apnews.com/451d5a3188c6406b83d414528f93302a
Reuters article on frog ladders: 'Frog ladders' help critters escape death-trap drains https://mobile.reuters.com/video/2018/11/08/frog-ladders-help-critters-escape-death?videoId=481016813&videoChannel=4
And, as always, many thanks to Monplaisir and Komiku for our musical selections. We love you guys.

Sunday Oct 28, 2018
Episode 013: Paranormal Investigation 101
Sunday Oct 28, 2018
Sunday Oct 28, 2018
TSSS delve into paranormal experiences this Halloween with an exclusive interview of Casey of The Final Crossing Paranormal Research Team. Then, we talk Taylor Swift, the Resistance Coven, the sad excuse for a nation that is the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and Filip “I dunno, this plagiarism just kinda happened” Miucin.
Check out Casey’s investigative work at the following sites:
Website: http://freakuency.org/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Final-Crossing-TFC-Paranormal-Research-Team-166652316721048/
KPRC Interview clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0B0r2Z7vq4&list=UUXY8XG13Zd4FAQOTYQFHQtg&index=10
And, as always, many thanks to Monplaisir and Komiku for our musical selections. We love you guys.

Sunday Oct 14, 2018
Episode 012: Horror Media: Volume I
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
Sunday Oct 14, 2018
October is finally here, so today on the Sagely Stage Stooges we talk all things creepy, from the works of Edgar Allen Poe to the terrors of white suburbia, from the mists of Silent Hill to the vacuum of outer space. Plus, enjoy our hard hitting, fair and balanced, well-reported news segment.
As always, we shout out to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.

Monday Oct 01, 2018
Episode 011: Rockin' Out With Our Concepts Out
Monday Oct 01, 2018
Monday Oct 01, 2018
SHOW NOTES INCOMING.
CHILL.

Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Episode 010: Pt. 2 - TSSS News Seg
Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Welcome to part two of episode 10, where our normal news segment lives for this episode!
You're in for a good one, listener, as we deep dive into Ghost Shootings, Sony being dumb about Fortnite, more border control shenanigans, and of course, the Googly-Eyed-Fish controversy in Kuwait
Credit as always goes to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.

Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Episode 010: Pt. 1 - Clash of the Cryptids
Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Today on the Sagely Stage Stooges we break down the ultimate showdown for the theoretical cryptozoological fight-anomicist. (or ya know, anyone who likes silly things.) We discuss the real questions:
Who would win in a fight between Bigfoot, and La Chupacabra? The Lochness Monster and the Jersey City Devil?
Well, tune in to find out what creature is crowned the champion of the cryptids.
Also, be sure to check out Episode 10 part 2 for our news segment.
As always, we shout out to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.

Saturday Sep 01, 2018
Episode 009: Scary Technology and You!
Saturday Sep 01, 2018
Saturday Sep 01, 2018
On today's episode of the Sagely Stage Stooges podcast we discuss the alarming terrifying effects technology can, does, will, and could have in our day to day lives. From social media induced FOMO to digitizing the human consciousness; we cover it all!
Credit as always goes to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.
And today a special shout out to David Polansky for the Narwhal song from his award winning Animal Alphabet Songs. Bet you never thought it would entertain drunk man children in their late 20s.

Sunday Aug 19, 2018
Episode 008: The Conspiracy Cast
Sunday Aug 19, 2018
Sunday Aug 19, 2018
On today's episode, The Stooges discuss some of the wilder conspiracy theories out there, including Flat Earth Theory, the so-called Transvestigation, Lizard People, Paul is Dead, and the Denver Airport. You know, all the worthwhile ones. None of that QAnon drivel. Nothing to see there...
And in “News with Your Friends on the Sagely Stage Podcast Stooges Podcast,” we revisit peaceful Zimbabwe, trash talk plagiarists, dig a village out from under a mountain of goose poop, and end things on a lighter note with immigration policy.
Conspiracy Segments:
QAnon - 2m45s
Flat Earth - 5m07s
Transvestigation - 33m04s
Lizard People - 41m30s
Paul is Dead - 56m52s
Denver Airport - 58m41s
News Segments:
Our Resident Zimbabwe Expert, Stephen, Provides an Election Update - 1h14m30s
Chris Discusses Plagiarism and The Many Reasons Why Doing It is Not Cool - 1h30m34s
Josh Becomes Local News Animal Story Guy and We Create The Gooster - 1h44m27s
Grady Pays $10 to Criticize American Immigration Policy - 1h52m15s
Credits:
As always a special thank you to Monplaisir and Komiku for the intro and outro music.
The Great Transvestigation by Armoured Skeptic
The Denver Airport Conspiracy by SEA
Alex Jones New World Order Remix by Eclectic Method
IGN Copied my Dead Cells Review: What do I do? [I'm handling it] by Boomstick Gaming
Fired IGN Editor Filip Miucin Responds, Refuses to Admit Plagiarism and Plays the Victim by YongYea